The Emergency Operator takes a call from a very agitated young man.
“Send help fast!” he yells, “Her contractions have started. The baby’s coming hurry, hurry! The operator says, “Sir, you must calm down. I have to get some information.”
“O.K., O.K.,” shouts the man, “just hurry!”
“That’s better.” says the operator, “Tell me now, is this her first child?”
“No, you idiot!” screams the man, “This is her husband!”

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