Mon 12 Mar 2007
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get
that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling
better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start
work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re too young to work. You get ready for
college: drink alcohol, party, and you’re pretty much a free spirit.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then…You spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central
heating, room service on tap, and then… You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
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