The chiefs of staff for the 4 branches of the service were sitting around drinking brandy, smoking cigars, and bragging to each other.

The Marine general spoke up and said “marine privates have the most guts, watch this.” He yells, “Private,” and a man comes running up. “Sir, yes Sir.” “I want you to go out there and catch this mortar I am launching…. with that the private ran out into the field and caught the mortar, and blew up.

The Army general spoke up “that’s pretty impressive but watch this.” “Private, front and center.” “Yes Sir,” yelled the private. “I want you to go out to that mine field and do cartwheels,” the general said; and with that the private did cartwheels and blew-up.

The Navy admiral stood up and said “pretty impressive but watch this.” “Seaman, report to the hard deck.” “Aye, aye sir,” the seaman said. “I want you to jump into the ocean and stop that aircraft carrier from leaving dock.” So the seaman jumped into the water and tried to grab the blades and was cut to pieces.

Now the Air Force general seeing all of this smiles and speaks up “pretty impressive, pretty impressive, now if you wanna see an Airman with some real balls watch this.” “Airman, come here.” This Airman comes walking up with is hands in his pockets and says “Yeah?” “Airman I want you to run out there and stop that F-16 from taking off.”

The airman turns to look at the plane and back at the general. “Sir if you want that plane stopped, do it your damn self.” then turns and walks away. Upon this, the Air Force general stands up and says, well now that takes some real balls

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