Tue 31 Jul 2007
This young lad got himself a girlfriend. He has been dating her for a few weeks and she’s just agreed for them to have sex on the condition that he uses a condom.
He goes to the chemist to buy some condoms but there are a lot of women around so he comes over all shy and decides to buy a dummy.
The next day he goes back to the chemist same thing happens again but this time he buys a pair of tweezers.
On the third day he’s getting really hot and horny, goes back into the chemist, the chemist is empty with a beautiful assistant behind the counter. He shyly goes up to the counter and asks for packet of condoms. The assistant turns rounds and asks him “R u gona SUCKA PLUKA or FUCKA.”