Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, “So, what did you bring?” The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the “Grandma Moses of Jail”.
Then he asked the first, “What did you bring?”
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, “I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games.”
The third convict, a blonde man, was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, “Why are you so smug? What did you bring?”
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said “I brought these.”
The other two were puzzled and asked - “What can you do with those?”
He grinned and pointed to the box and said - “Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating …”
Apparently, on his mother’s side, which is the white side, they owned slaves. The Barack Obama camp is going to deny it, but his approval ratings in the South shot up 27 points.
Saturday Night Live - Obama on the Blackness Scale.
Obama gave a speech in front of thousands of people in Iowa. During the speech, Obama pointed out his family in the crowd, which was unnecessary since he was in Iowa.
The Reverend Jesse Jackson told CNN that he’s planning to endorse Barack Obama for president. Experts say this is a risky move for Jackson, because hardly anything rhymes with ‘Barack Obama.
WhoLetTheBlogOut.com believes everyone should know as much as possible about each presidential candidate and who supports them, who they owe favors to, and what they stand for.
WhoLetTheBlogOut.com uncovered this proof that Kentucky Fried Chicken supports Hillary Clinton. Being from Arkansas, could it be that Hillary has made some campaign promises to KFC? HMMMMM?
Maybe this is why Hillary supports Gay Rights? HMMMMM?
WhoLetTheBlogOut.com uncovered this picture that suggests Hillary Clinton may have higher aspirations than President in mind. HMMMMM?
Hillary Clinton promises WhoLetTheBlogOut.com that she supports more jobs for Afro-Americans. HMMMMM?
Will Bill Clinton make a good First Lady? HMMMMM?
WhoLetTheBlogOut.com uncovered this campaign poster Hillary plans to use to let the public know she is tougher than George W. Bush. HMMMMM?
WhoLetTheBlogOut.com polls show that Hillary Clinton is not popular among the youngest voters. HMMMMM?
WhoLetTheBlogOut.com has uncovered that Rudy Guiliani has a campaign plan he believes the voters will like. HMMMMM?
WhoLetTheBlogOut.com uncovered this picture that suggests Tom Ridge left specific instructions at Homeland Security as to what to do if Hillary Clinton is elected. HMMMMM?
Hillary Clinton’s Plan B, in case she isn’t elected. We think she is a natural. Is Hollywood ready for Hillary? HMMMMM?
WhoLetTheBlogOut.com wants to know if you think Hillary Clinton is the right man for the job. HMMMMM?
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?” Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.” Satan says, “No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.” God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.” Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”
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Most-wanted terrorist wants Bobby Brown?
By Inside Track
Friday, August 3, 2007
Roxbury-bred r & b bad boy Bobby Brown isn’t leaving anything to chance - not since he was reportedly targeted by terrorist di tutti terrorists Osama bin Laden.
Brown admits he beefed up security while touring Australia two weeks ago to make certain the sneaky al-Qaeda mass murderer wouldn’t sneak up on him.
Ok, I know here at WhoLetTheBlogOut.com we do make up stories sometimes, but there are times where nothing we could make up beats the real story.
>“Come on, if anybody was threatened by al-Qaeda, they’d take it seriously,” Brown said.
You may recall that last year - before the “Being Bobby Brown” star split from his wife, Whitney Houston - writer and alleged bin Laden ex-mistress Kola Boof divulged that the terrorist wanted to eliminate Bobby so he could make the (then) strung-out songbird his wife. Apparently that threat still haunts the 38-year-old ex-Mr. Houston.
“I figure if bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won’t happen,” Brown said. “But if he wants to try and find me . . . he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power.”
Yeah, his crack dealer.
Be that as it may, according to several audience members at Brown’s show in the land Down Under, the only person guilty of bombing was Bobby himself.
A reviewer for the Herald Sun reported that Brown stripped off his shirt “unveiling his sweaty, abdominally challenged torso” and the audience screamed with laughter. But they fell silent when he tried to get them to do a “call and response.”
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WhoLetTheBlogOut.com is reporting on the real story behind Elton John’s Internet views.
In a story from the British tabloid newspaper “The Sun,” music legend Sir Elton John has posted comments online that call for the internet to be closed down.
He apparently laments the way that websites that promote the emerging industry of digital music has created a cold and impersonal world for artists to create new music in and takes time away from surfing gay porn.
He says that it is “destroying gay porn, and that “The music websites have stopped people from just sitting at home surfing gay porn.”
Instead they sit at home and surf for music downloads, which is sometimes OK but it doesn’t bode well for gay porn in the long-term.
“We’re talking about things that are going to change the world and change the way people surf the web and that’s not going to happen with people just surfing for music on the internet.”
WhoLetTheBlogOut.com searched to find the original excerpts from his official website to no avail, and posting in his forums requires a $40 fan membership, but irregardless many gay porn enthusiasts think Sir Elton John has a good point.
One journalist says “I remember when gay porn was first available on the web and everybody lamented about how great it was in comparison to magazines x-rated theatres. Digital music has not only taken attention away form gay porn in my opinion, but has changed the way in which gay porn enthusiasts interact with the public and one another.”
“Sure, with the Internet, they now have unprecedented access to gay porn sites, but at the same time it has removed the personal and physical level which gay porn enthusiasts previously had to have when interacting with gay porn stars and their fans.”
He goes on to say, “It may not be that bad for gay porn in the long run, for it seems that all of society is going the way of impersonal communication with the rising use of IMs, e-mail, text -messaging, cell-phones, etc., to interact with one another, but it does point to an ominous turn on a societal level in that the human touch is slowly eluding us.”
“Now I don’t think Elton John really meant to suggest that music websites be closed down, though I do think he longs for a more simpler time, when a majority of gay porn enthisiasts collaborated IN PERSON in orgies and bath houses to explore new things.”
He also says “Though to be honest, there are still plenty of gay porn enthisiasts who don’t use the internet for digital music downloads. Artists like Jack Johnson, Jack White, Mason Jennings, The Roots, and Slightly Stoopid, all still use living, breathing people and regularly team up with other gay porn enthisiasts to have a good time.”
“The good old days aren’t over Sir John, they’ve just changed a bit.”
