Sat 4 Aug 2007
Most-wanted terrorist wants Bobby Brown?
By Inside Track
Friday, August 3, 2007Roxbury-bred r & b bad boy Bobby Brown isn’t leaving anything to chance - not since he was reportedly targeted by terrorist di tutti terrorists Osama bin Laden.
Brown admits he beefed up security while touring Australia two weeks ago to make certain the sneaky al-Qaeda mass murderer wouldn’t sneak up on him.
Ok, I know here at WhoLetTheBlogOut.com we do make up stories sometimes, but there are times where nothing we could make up beats the real story.
>“Come on, if anybody was threatened by al-Qaeda, they’d take it seriously,” Brown said.
You may recall that last year - before the “Being Bobby Brown” star split from his wife, Whitney Houston - writer and alleged bin Laden ex-mistress Kola Boof divulged that the terrorist wanted to eliminate Bobby so he could make the (then) strung-out songbird his wife. Apparently that threat still haunts the 38-year-old ex-Mr. Houston.
“I figure if bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won’t happen,” Brown said. “But if he wants to try and find me . . . he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power.”
Yeah, his crack dealer.
Be that as it may, according to several audience members at Brown’s show in the land Down Under, the only person guilty of bombing was Bobby himself.
A reviewer for the Herald Sun reported that Brown stripped off his shirt “unveiling his sweaty, abdominally challenged torso” and the audience screamed with laughter. But they fell silent when he tried to get them to do a “call and response.”