A state trooper pulled over an Iowa Farmer. The trooper gets out of his car, hitches up his gunbelt, straightens his trooper hat, adjusts his dark sunglasses, and swaggers up to the farmers car. You can just tell by looking at him that this trooper is a real hardass.

The trooper says, “Do you know how fast you were goin?”

The farmer replies, “Well, officer, if you pulled me over, I must have been speeding. I’m sorry.”

Trooper, “Damn right you were, liscense and registration, I’m writing you a ticket!”

The farmer gives him the license and registration and the trooper starts writing the ticket. Every few seconds he has to stop and swat some flies away. Finally the trooper looks at the farmer and says, “Damn there flies are bad out here. What kind of flies are they?”

The farmer says, “Well sir, we call those Circle Flies. They usually fly around horses rear ends and the horses swat them away with their tails.”

The trooper goes back to writing the ticket, then looks at the farmer again, and asks, “Are you calling me a horse’s ass?”

The farmer replies, “No Sir! I would never call an officer of the law a horse’s ass. That would be totally disrespectful.”

The trooper says, “Well, you better not be.” Then he finishes writing the ticket and hands it to the farmer, saying, “That should teach you a lesson!”

The farmer looks up at him and says, “It’s hard to fool them flies though.”

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