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At issue is the new reality show featuring Jenner’s step-daughter, Kim Kardashian, which the IOC says has “debased the ideals of the Olympic movement.”

Sporting a mere $2 billion price tag, “Operation Treats” is proving to be a surprise hit in what has been a lackluster year for troop/civilian relations.

According to CAP News sources inside the JLA, bad feelings toward Aquaman had been building among the Superfriends for a number of years.

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through
Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,
Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.”
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”
The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”

The traditional three-minute countdown was expected to culminate with a number of hot meals and a variety of smells coming out of the cafeteria.

You have to check out the top 10 list of trailer trash celebrities.

Bloggers around the internet are abuzz with the news, with some saying they plan to Twitter live from the event as it’s happening.

According to religious pundits, Marie Osmond’s Mormon energy level dropped significantly likely due to Mitt Romney’s increased use of same.

The movie, starring Fred Thompson and John McCain, has been held up by the FEC due to concerns over equal time among the candidates.

The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you’re sitting at your computer reading jokes…