Fake News Station WhoLetTheBlogOut.com and Fake News Station CAP News announce a plan to cooperate so we can bring all the best fake news to everyone.

Calls to the FCC went unanswered when the cooperation between these two media giants was announced. The FTC says it will thoroughly investigate any anti-trust or monopoly issues.

Fox News spokesperson Bill O’Reilly said, “Cooperation between these two behemoths should not be allowed.” He further cautioned that this will give democrats an unfair advantage.

Meantime, the Bush Administration vowed to look into this cooperation between two media moguls that refuse to print what he wants them to, to see whether or not any laws are being broken or if some new laws need to be made up to block any cooperation between these two.

Of course, that is the edited version, the actual quote from George Bush went more like this; “I promise the American People I will protect them from those in our country that are willing to coorperate with each other. I will not lay by idyliically and allow carparation in this manner.”

“Is our children learning more by this type of thing? I say that this sort of inerlocking are totally against our country’s values. We are currently searching both websites to see if they have any WMDs. By WMDs I mean Websites of Mostly Democrats.”

Dick Cheney was seen pulling on some sort of strings or wires and looking totally confused.

The announcement of the cooperation between WhoLetTheBlogOut.com and CAP News was well received by Google who announced that this will lead to better results in their search engine because they favor websites that do not favor George Bush and other Republicans.

Google also announced that links from redstate type websites would hurt your link popularity while links inbound from democratic websites would increase your link popularity. The more liberal the website, the higher value the link. This is now being called your website’s LR. (Liberality Rank). And that LR will dramatically affect how well you rank in Google from here on out.

WhoLetTheBlogOut.com encourages you to visit CAP News.

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