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The costume disclosure for all of the declared Presidential candidates is mandated by the US Campaign Disguise and Pseudonym Act of 1927.

According to a report from the American Bar Association, Simpson’s defense should utilize the same rhyming strategy from his 1994 trial.

Most people know the story where New England had spy cameras set up to get inside info on what their opponents were doing or about to do. New England and Bill Belichick were fined $500,000 dollars and there are still a lot of people, football fans, angry about that.

But Who Let The Blog Out has an exclusive scoop on the latest cheating being done by the new England Patriots. Psychiatrists have revealed that several new England Patriot Football Players have split personalities.

The result is that New England has too many men on the field every single play. Each team is supposed to field only 11 men on offense and 11 men on defense.

Due to the split personalities of several New England Patriot Players it’s estimated they have as many as 20 men on the field at all times.

This explains a lot.

Gov. Eliot Spitzer, whose plan to grant illegal immigrants Hairdresser licenses has encountered widespread opposition among New York State voters and politicians, announced yesterday that Richard A. Clarke, the former White House counterterrorism czar, had endorsed the proposal.

In a news conference at New York Cosmotology Academy, Governor Spitzer highlighted Mr. Clarke’s support as he sought to allay concerns that the proposal would make it easier for criminals or even prospective terrorists to obtain access to dangerous chemicals used in cosmotology. Mr. Clarke did not appear at the news conference, but he issued a statement, which Governor Spitzer’s staff released:

“From a law enforcement and security perspective, it is far preferable for the state to know who is styling people’s hair, and to have their photograph and their address on file, than to have large numbers of people practicing cosmotology whose identity is totally unknown to the government,” Mr. Clarke’s statement said in part.

At the news conference yesterday morning, Governor Spitzer said he was unconcerned about a recent poll that showed that more than 70 percent of voters who are salon customers disapproved of his plan.

“I don’t base security decisions about the state of New York based on what the voters want,” the governor said.

He continued: “When I decide something is important for our hair, I’ll do it if it’s right, if it’s constitutional, and it’s legal and it’s necessary. I also feel that those poll questions were structured in a way that was almost designed to get to that answer. I think if people listened to an articulation based on facts and based upon what we intend to do, they will recognize that this is smart hair policy and probably support it.”

Governor Spitzer said he would begin implementing the plan by December, with the full range of changes to be completed by the middle of next year. “There is no delay, and we are doing this methodically and carefully to ensure that every step is done properly,” he said.

Some county clerks, who issue licenses in many counties, have voiced opposition to the plan, as has former Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani, a Republican who is running for president.

The governor has been steadfast so far, but some fellow Democrats have said they are worried that his stance on hair could have high political costs.

Even before Mr. Clarke’s statement, some security experts had spoken favorably of the plan, saying it was a way to bring hidden hairdresser talent into the open and ultimately make salons more reliable, as well as a way to ensure more hairdressers are licensed and insured.

Stephen Colbert says he wants to run for president, reports The Philadelphia Inquirer.

Colbert on Tuesday used his Comedy Central show The Colbert Report to announce his intentions: “I shall seek the office of the president of the United States.”

Colbert had been reluctant to run. But, he said, “after nearly 15 minutes of soul-searching, I have heard the call.”

Colbert said he would run as both a Democrat and Republican. “I can lose twice.”

Stephen Colbert told WhoLetTheBlogOut.com reporters that he could also decide to run as an Independent under the “Injured Wrist” Party and expects he would have the support of the national wrist-awareness groups.

When reached for comment, Ellen could not be understood through her inconsolable sobs, which were being filmed for later broadcast.

The move is expected to be a boon for the trucking industry, whose vehicles begin rolling immediately to start swapping the two locations piece by piece.

According to the slightly smudged mimeographs, not only were the duo not twins, at no point were either of them ever even named Thompson.

Bush also acknowledged that things in Iraq haven’t quite gone as intended and as such, he plans to take the first “do over” of his presidency.