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Osama Bin Laden Reward Raised to $50,000,000 In Effort To Capture The Elusive Terrorist.

President Svedlana Bush Urges Congress To Pass Bill Nullifying The US Constitution Vowing To Finsh What Her Grandfather Started.

Troop Surge In Iraq Is Achieving Success According To GOP Leaders.

Iran’s Nuclear Program Nearing Completion According To Haliburton, The Contractor Involved In The Project.

Bill Would Reinstate The Legality Of Marriage Between People Of The Opposite Sex.

Latest Paris Hilton Sex tape Labeled Gross By Critics.

Fanatical Scientologist Suicide Bombings On The Rise.

FBI Most Wanted Terrorist Tom Cruise Escapes Capture.

Wal-Mart Forms Own Government.

Election News: Saudi Arabia Gains 25 Seats In US Senate.

Mandatory Steroid Use Rules In Effect In Major League Baseball. Non-Users Disciplined By Baseball Commissioner.

Brett Favre To Retire After This Year.

FCC Approves NewsCorp To Be America’s Only News Source.

Ex-President Lou Dobbs Embraces Illegal Immigration As Answer To America’s Labor Problems.

Rush Limbaugh Jr. Files For Disability Due To Anal Cysts. Claims Cannot Continue To Sit Behind The Mike At His Radio Show.

Judge Rules Britney Spears An Unfit Grandmother.

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