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Montana First State To Ban “Why Are You Hitting Yourself?”

HELENA, Mont. (CAP) - In a stunning move today, the Montana State Senate ratified a controversial new law which bans children from playing the age-old game, “Why are you hitting yourself?”

Popular among American children since the 1930s, the rules of the game are simple: an older sibling sits on top of a younger sibling and then forces the younger child to pummel the living bejesus out of him or herself, all the while chanting rythmically, “Why are you hitting yourself?”