Ok, time for my headlines for 2008. Everyone else did it so I am compelled to do one myself. But these are predictions from WhoLetTheBlogOut.com so get ready! I got some help from some people at propeller.com. Well . . . they didn’t know they were helping, but I included them anyway.

Bush Announces Haliburton to get no-bid contract to construct Iranian Nucular Plant

slate from propeller -Helen Thomas named as one of the most beautiful women in the World by Times magazine

Baseball Hall Of Fame to to increase its’ size dramatically in a very short time to make room for Items Associated with Athletes that used Growth Hormones

aceofspades1 from propeller - Rudy takes oath of office in drag - Larry Craig taps on podium

Tom Brady gets set to break even more Records as he is drafted by the LA Lakers

ranchhand from propeller - Hillary promises Americans if She is elected a mexican with a bag of pot and two suv’s in every garage

Iraq becomes 51st State. Puerto Ricans Protest Turns Violent.

aceofspades1 from propeller - Oprah Has Obama On TV Show - Gives Him Away to Audience

Usama Bin Laden Captured at 711 where he works. Said Attacks on the World Trade Center was supposed to happen in July, not September.

ranchhand from propeller - Obama & Hillary Caught in Underwear. Said He was being Briefed.

Supreme Court Gives Control of Nobel Committee over to Dick Cheney. Ex-President George Bush receives Nobel Peace Prize.

Rinty from propeller - “BILL O’REILLY WINS NEWS MAN OF THE YEAR”

Hannity of Fox News Sued by Putin. Claims “Hannity’s America” was identical to “Putin’s Russia”, which he created first

sumptuousdigs from propeller - Wilbur Post and Mr. Ed named in Steroid Scandal!

Bin Laden to be Marie Osmond’s Dance Partner on Dancing With The Stars.

cowboygrandpa from propeller - Herman Munster admits he took the Human Growth drug for his role as Herman.

Ex-President Bush Loses in First Round on TV Show, Smarter Than A Fifth Grader.

ranchhand from propeller - Edwards announces New Line of hair Products. ” Presidential Plus” Guaranteed to take on wind

Daily Newspapers in Major Markets begin to Deliver Papers on Sunday and refer users to their Blogs the rest of the week

Spadecaller from propeller - “George Bush Jr. Assigns brother, Jeb Bush, to Insure Intergrity of the 2008 Election.”

OJ Found Not Guilty By Reason of Stupidity By All Stupid Jury. Defense Lawyers Admit Using IQ Tests to Select Jurors.

The Paris Hilton Diet, AnorexicPlus, Kills 200

George Bush Declares Social Bookmarking Illegal Saying Socialism has no place in this Country

New Book Released Called “What Does Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and Britney Spear’s Panties have in Common?”

Microsoft Buys Google. Does Away With Do No Evil Slogan

OpenID Hacked. Technical Gurus Admit in Retrospect having Everyone’s Passwords all in One Place was not a Good Idea.

Google Monetizes “Cached” Webpages - Owners of Websites Left Out Of Profits

Bill Gates Sues AT&T. Claims Patent by Alexander Graham Bell Infringes on Several Microsoft Patents

Bush Urges Congress to let him Invade Belgium. Says Evidence that Belgium Has UFOs is Overwhelming.

RSS Feed Implant Made Available for Your Children. Parents Now Get Up-to-the-minute updates on whatever their children are doing

Italy Declares War on France. Ends in Tie. Both Countries Still Winless.

After a one-year wait, the 50th Person to see Jessica Simpson’s New Movie Blonde Ambition Wins A Date With Her.

Ex-President Bush Accused of Affair with Lindsay Lohan while in Rehab Together

Mike Tyson Undergoes Sex Change in Switzerland. Promoters say his Next Title Fight against Hillary Clinton will be the Highest Grossing Fight in History.

Wal-Mart Raises it’s Average Wage to $3 per hour

Playboy Publishes All Text Version For Men Who Only Buy It For The Stories

Al-Queda Claims Responsibility For Leaning Tower of Pisa

Bush Awarded an Oscar for his Performance Involving the Iraq War

NE Patriots Sweep the Yankees in the World Series After Perfect Season. Steinbrenner Buys Patriots team, Sells Yankees

New Mphone Released by Microsoft Using a Dialer instead of a touchpad. One User States “It’s Great! You put your finger in a small hole and spin it around to the top for each number you want to dial! Great Fun! What will Microsoft Invent Next?”

Class Action Suit Filed Against Yahoo by the People of West Virginia over the Name Yahoo

Little League Quarterback, Lester Goodman of the Lake Watchamacallit Eagles Football Team Accused of Steroid Use

Bill Cosby Loses Contract With Jello After Revealing That Jello Contains Growth hormones

In Related News, Barry Bonds Claims He ate a lot of Jello and Unknowingly Took Steroids by doing so

Additional Charges Brought Against OJ for Resisting Arrest. He can be heard on tape saying, “Don’t Tase Me Bro!”

The Democratic Party Added to List of Terroist Organizations by Dick Cheney. Hillary Clinton helps swing the vote in Congress for the bill to pass.

Hillary Clinton to be on Next Girls Gone Wild Video to Save Her Presidential Campaign. Critics Claim Husband Bill Used His Contacts to get her a spot in the video

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