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Al Qaeda To Go Younger, Hipper In 2008

KABUL, Afghanistan (CAP) - Facing increasing competition from up-and-coming terrorist organizations, officials for the world’s largest such organization have announced plans for a $200 million marketing makeover in 2008. Next month, al Qaeda will unveil its new slogan, “Get in, get out, get on with martyrdom.”

“We are aim to become of the Menudo of terror groups,” said al Qaeda spokesperson Suit Ohm al-Ybama, referring to the ’80s pop group’s penchant for asking members to leave at the age of 16. “Too much, we have the old man who becomes face of al Qaeda. This is not your father’s terror group!”