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Hillary Hits Campaign Trail In Cuba

HAVANA, Cuba (CAP) - It’s noon. The men rest under trees near the Havana sugar factory where they work, barely looking up as a dusty cloud approaches on the dirt-packed road.

“Here she come again, Juan,” one of the men sleepily says.

“Si,” replies Juan as Hillary Clinton and her small entourage tear into the factory parking lot. She’s in the middle of a whirlwind campaign of the Caribbean nation of Cuba, three quick days to get her message out to the Cuban voters.

“This man, Raul Castro, has wanted to be dictator since he was in kindergarten. Half the stuff he says? Stolen from Stalin,” Hillary tells the small crowd, her voice worn to a rough edge from months on the campaign trail. “Can we support someone better than him?”