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Cancun Outlaws Banana Hammocks For Spring Break

CANCUN (CAP) - The Mexican Tourism Board confirmed today in a televised statement that all male tourists coming in for Spring Break this year would be banned from wearing thong-style bathing suits, often referred to as “banana hammocks.”

“Let’s face it,” said MTB Chairman Adolfo Gonzalez, “the tiny little Speedo, this is not a good look. Probably one out of every 500 guys could really pull that off, and I don’t know where those guys go for Spring Break - but it’s definitely not Cancun.”