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Dickey Cheney Left In Turkey

WASHINGTON (CAP) - White House officials confirm that when Vice President Dick Cheney’s plane left Turkey following an extended visit to the Mideast earlier this week, the vice president himself was not on the plane. According to published reports, Cheney was inadvertently left behind and will have to catch a later flight.

“Near as we can tell, the vice president’s presence on Airforce II was simply overlooked in all the hustle and bustle of preparing the flight for take-off,” said Cheney’s spokeswoman Megan Mitchell. “We were well over the Atlantic before we realized he wasn’t with us.”