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Good example of red state political pundits in action. Their website is at www.redstate.org.

10. Whenever you clean off your computer desk, you find 3 forks, 2 spoons, and an empty ice cream container.

9. You check your email before you do anything else in the morning. Bonus score if you also check to see how many hits your website got last night too.

8. You have your internet provider on speed dial and you are always the first to tell them when there is a problem in your area. Bonus score if they know you by your first name in the tech support department or if you have ever helped THEM with a tech support issue.

7. If you have more than 10 icons on your desktop. Bonus score if any of them are for pdf reader, realplayer, quicktime, or other applications that start automatically when needed so you don’t even need a shortcut to them.

6. Your pet’s name is Squidoo, Google, Yahoo, or other Internet term.

5. Your skin color is “clear”.

4. You have tried to win arguments by saying, “I read it in Wikipedia”.

3. You have more than one toolbar in your browser. Bonus points for those with 3 or more.

2. You are subscribed to more than 10 RSS feeds and find each of them to be essential to your daily routine. Bonus points to anyone that comments on or writes on more than 4 blogs every day.

And the number 1 sign you spend too much time on your computer is; You’ve not only seen the Paris Hilton Sex Tape 6 times, you have it saved on your hard drive and on a memory stick as a backup.