WhoLetTheBlogOut.com tackles the important issues so we decided to put this question to some very important people and find out once and for all Why the damned chicken crossed the road.

Here are the answers we got;

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. I estimate that it may take several years before we can bring all of the other chickens back to this side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken
to cross the road under heavy fire from snipers. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure– right from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me…….

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’ s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road…

50 CENT: The chicken crossing the road is my life story you know. The chicken crossed the road to get out of the hood for a better life as a rapper.

“Crazy chicken from the hood
Be like me, you wish you could
Crazy chicken crossin’ dat street
While Dre & Em produce the beats
I’m not a crow, I don’t caw caw
I’m a chicken, yeah I cluck cluck
Prevent me from crossin’ dat street bitch
and I’ll start to buck buck
Teflon on my chest
Chrome at my side
When I’m in the street
You better slow yo ride
I’m a chicken, thought I told you boy
I’m a G-Unit, muthafuckin’ chicken boy!”

Yeah that chicken has it goin on, man. He’s a real gangsta.

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to bel ieve there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

PARIS HILTON: To avoid the publicity surrounding the video of me with the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. Right now I am going to ask our legal analysts to give us their opinions on whether the chicken will be convicted or not.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

ANGELINA JOLIE: Because I adopted the chicken.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Some body told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

TOM CRUISE: 2 reasons; 1. Because anti-depressants were on the oither side and society has convinced that chicken that he needs them. 2. Scientology teaches us that chickens cannot cross the road unless they join our church.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening
to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^(C%

STEVE JOBS: We have just released the iChicken will will cross the road for you anytime you want to cross any road. The iChicken will also come in several really cool colors and it comes free with the iClucker that downloads, stores, and plays all of your favorite music.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
definition of chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY: The chicken only made it across the road because I misfired and shot the crossing guard who was a long-time friend, instead.

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