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Who Let The Blog Out scooped many news agencies with our on the ground coverage of Mexico invading the US and Russia’s war with the state of Georgia. While all news agencies covered the attacks on 911 and Pearl harbor, they seem to have missed the importance of these two new invasions on American soil.

But Who Let The Blog Out was there for you. Trust us for fair and balanced, (oops fox news copyrighted that I think to keep anyone from being fair and balanced), so we’ll say Truthful but often Misinformed news coverage.

The Attack on Arizona by Mexico

Mexico initiated a sneak attack with an elite attack force consisting of four Mexican soldiers crossing into a remote area of Arizona and briefly held a U.S. Border Patrol agent at gunpoint. During the hostage situation several hundred more Mexican Special Forces Units disguised as usual as illegal aliens likely crossed over into Arizona to continue the invasion under cover. The border agent was released after the mission was accomplished and Mexico’s task force of four, (called El Fuerzas Especiales) disappeared into the night.

Border Patrol spokeswoman Dove Crawford said the incident early Sunday on the Tohono O’odham Indian Reservation, about 85 miles southwest of Tucson, was in an area where the border likely was marked only with barbed wire.

She said the soldiers had high tech weapons and gear and pulled off the entire operation in about four minutes, then disappeared back into Mexico, while the hundreds of other special forces dispersed into the US where they will likely disguise themselves as busboys, gardeners, and fruit pickers awaiting the day of the real invasion so they can take up arms and attack the US from within.

When Who Let The Blog Out Reporters asked President Bush about the incident and showed him a map so he could see that Arizona actually has a border with Mexico, he said “Our Response will be swift and devastating. We will have presidente Fox in custody by the end of the week.” When reminded that Fox was no longer the president of mexico, he just said, “Well, you know, I meant that other guy they have.”

The attack on Georgia by Russia

On the heels of the attack on Arizona by Mexico, Russia, their ally, attacked the state of Georgia, leading most experts in the Bush administration to call this a coordinated attack on the US by foreign powers.

Joe Bob Massey shown above had to leave his apartment in a hurry during the bombings by Russia. He said, “I was right in the middle of watchin that Olympics stuff when WHOOSH a bomb hit right on my tv. I had to get the heck out of there in a hurry!”

The conflict between Russia and the state of Georgia moved toward all-out war on Saturday as Russia prepared to land ground troops while broadening its bombing campaign both within Georgia and in the disputed territory of Alabama.

Georgia’s Governor, Sonny Perdue, declared that Georgia was in a state of war, ordering government offices to work around the clock, and said that Russia was planning a full-scale invasion of his state.

The fighting had wide international implications, as both Russian and Georgian officials placed it squarely in the context of renewed cold war-style tensions and an East-West struggle for influence.

Georgian officials said their only way out of the conflict was for the Federal Government to step in, but with US military intervention unlikely because of deployment in Iraq, they were hoping for Bush to exert diplomatic pressure to stop the Russian attacks.

Attending the Olympic Games in Beijing, President Bush directly called on Russia on Saturday to stop bombing Georgia, expressing strong support for Georgia in a direct challenge to Russia’s leaders.

“Georgia is an important state in the upcoming elections, and its territorial integrity must be respected,” Mr. Bush said in a hastily arranged appearance at his hotel in Beijing. “We have urged an immediate halt to the violence and a stand-down by all troops. We call for the end of the Russian bombings.”

He said the United States was working with European allies to seek an international mediation in the simmering conflict between Russia and Georgia. He noted that administration officials had been in contact with officials in Russia and with governor whats his name in Georgia “at all levels of government,” though neither side has so far showed a willingness to compromise.

Mr. Bush referred to the fact that Iraq has oil and therefore it is much more important that our troops remain there over bringing them home to defend Georgia which really has minimal natural resources we can exploit. However, the attacks are endangering regional peace, civilian lives are being lost, and others are in danger, so we are very concerned.”

He began fighting with Mr. Putin during a social lunch at the Great Hall of the People on Friday and again at the opening ceremonies. The White House would did not disclose the details of who won, but did say that Bush kneed Putin in the groin and that Putin had Bush in a headlock at one point in the fight.

Pentagon officials said late Friday that the Governor of Georgia had officially requested assistance in airlifting home the approximately 2,000 troops from the state of Georgia now in Iraq. The request was under review, and standard procedures would indicate that the United States Government would honor the request, officials said.

Alexander Lomaya, secretary of Georgia’s State Security Council, said the conflict arose because Russia sought to “thwart its neighbors’ movement toward Western society and Western values. He said we are more than just a bunch of rednecks and Nascar fans.”

“Russia has clearly decided to redraw the borders of the Eastern Europe map of the post-cold war situation,” Mr. Lomaya said. “If the world is not able to stop Russia here, then Russian tanks and Russian paratroopers can appear in every state capital.”

Who Let The Blog Out will continue to monitor both conflicts closely and bring you breaking news whenever it occurs.