I’ve heard so much about “What Women Want”. Well, this is what men want…most of us anyway.
10. We are simple creatures…creatures of habit, so stop wanting to try “new and exciting” foods! Just stick to what does the job…seriously, tofu isn’t the next best thing!
9. Stop wasting money buying underwear at Victoria Secrets just because they’re on sale and they “look sooo cute!”…you have 20 pairs at home with the tags still on them!
8. Stop asking us if you look good in clothes that used to fit you when you were 15!
7. Stop trying to belittle us by pointing out how childish and immature we are at times. Recall that “incident” in the parking lot at Walmart!?
6. Don’t ever ask us to go shopping with you! We get in, get what we need and get out. We don’t spend hours window shopping, then leave empty handed. It’s infathomable!
5. If you’re not gonna pay attention to what we have to say, don’t ask for our opinions or input! We’d be much happier if you just left us alone!
4. Stop getting jealous of our video games! Learn to play with us or find your own hobby!
3. Don’t bother us when the games are on, especially if we are in one or more fantasy leagues!
2. Brush your teeth before you try to kiss us in the morning, ’cause that is just way nasty!
1. Maintain the landscape. We love ya and all, but damn if we gotta do a tour in the jungle to find base camp!
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