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On a lighter note, the real john mccain and his blunders:

“I’m running for president of the United States, because I want to help with family values. And I think that family values are important, when we have two parent — families that are of parents that are the traditional family.” –interview on “This Week,” July 27, 2008

“The fact is we had four years of failed policy. We were losing. We were losing the war in Iraq. The consequences of failure and defeat of the United States of America in the first major conflict since 9/11 would have had devastating impacts throughout the region and the world.” –forgetting the war in Afghanistan, which was launched in October 2001, CBS News interview, July 21, 2008

“We have a lot of work to do. It’s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border.” –referring to a border that does not exist, ABC News interview, July 21, 2008

“I was concerned about a couple of steps that the Russian government took in the last several days. One was reducing the energy supplies to Czechoslovakia.” –referring to a country that no longer exists, Phoenix, Arizona, July 14, 2008

“I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself. I don’t expect to be a great communicator, I don’t expect to set up my own blog, but I am becoming computer literate to the point where I can get the information that I need.” –New York Times interview, July 13, 2008

What would happen if…

The BBC asked reggae legend Bob Marley for an interview almost 24 years after his death.

The British channel admitted that it was an “embarrassing error”. “It was a really stupid mistake. Especially with April fools!”, according to the statement.

The request for the interview was made to the Bob Marley Foundation, and was part of a series of requests to artists for a show on radio channel BBC3.

The BBC requested the interview by e-mail with a standard text. This e-mail was sent to hundreds of receivers. According to the BBC, the Bob Marley Foundation had a pretty good laugh, but the channel apologized nevertheless.

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Perhaps the analogy was inevitable: Hillary Rodham Clinton as Rocky Balboa, the scrappy underdog boxer from Philadelphia memorably depicted in the 1976 Oscar-winning film. Even if Rocky did lose his first big fight.

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Addressing a meeting of the Pennsylvania AFL-CIO Tuesday, the former first lady and New York senator said she, like Rocky, wasn’t a quitter.

Recalling a famous scene on the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art, Clinton said to end her presidential campaign now would be as if “Rocky Balboa had gotten halfway up those art museum steps and said, ‘Well, I guess that’s about far enough.’”

Dickey Cheney Left In Turkey

WASHINGTON (CAP) – White House officials confirm that when Vice President Dick Cheney’s plane left Turkey following an extended visit to the Mideast earlier this week, the vice president himself was not on the plane. According to published reports, Cheney was inadvertently left behind and will have to catch a later flight.

“Near as we can tell, the vice president’s presence on Airforce II was simply overlooked in all the hustle and bustle of preparing the flight for take-off,” said Cheney’s spokeswoman Megan Mitchell. “We were well over the Atlantic before we realized he wasn’t with us.”

Cancun Outlaws Banana Hammocks For Spring Break

CANCUN (CAP) – The Mexican Tourism Board confirmed today in a televised statement that all male tourists coming in for Spring Break this year would be banned from wearing thong-style bathing suits, often referred to as “banana hammocks.”

“Let’s face it,” said MTB Chairman Adolfo Gonzalez, “the tiny little Speedo, this is not a good look. Probably one out of every 500 guys could really pull that off, and I don’t know where those guys go for Spring Break – but it’s definitely not Cancun.”