Funny Jokes, Pictures, Videos

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat
a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when
a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with ‘A man once told me…’
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

WhoLetTheBlogOut.com Reporters report Sarah McPalin decided to cancel her appearance at the VP debates to be held Friday Night!

Palin Pleads Fifth, Refuses To Answer Debate Questions

According to Palin campaign sources, who spoke on the condition no one in the media directly ask Palin anything, the GOP eye candy made the decision to “suspend her campaign that night” for two reasons: 1) She wanted to show soliditarity with presidential nominee John McCain, who pretended to threaten to not attend last week’s debate in Mississippi out of respect for the tanking economy and 2) She is really “kinda freakin’ out right now

A young man called directory assistance. “Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona.”

“There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix,” the operator replied. “Do you have a street name?”

The young man hesitated, and then said, “Well, most people call me Ice Man.”

This girl is only 12 years old and can field strip a rifle faster than most men in the military.

Funny TV Commercials. I’d love to see companies creating more of these funny TV Commercials instead of the irritating stuff they usually put on TV.

I love Mr Bean. Every funny video of Mr Bean makes me roll with laughter.

George W. Bush has to go down in history as the clumsiest and most illiterate president we have ever had. WhoLetTheBlogOut.com will miss George W Bush because he was the easiest president to make fun of in history. All you had to do was quote things he said and it was funny.