Mon 1 Mar 2010
Funny Video SEO Video talking about Video SEO (VSEO). Some marketing methods are not as effective as Video SEO (VSEO). Watch as the funny salesperson meets VSEO expert Andy from SearchPro Systems
Mon 1 Mar 2010
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”
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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity.
“1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ‘IN.’
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write ‘For Smuggling Diamonds.’
7. Finish all your sentences with ‘In Accordance With the Prophecy.’
8. Don’t use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is ‘To Go.’
12. Sing along at The Opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
18. When leaving the Zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling ‘Run for Your Lives, They’re Loose!!’
19. Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the Economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’
20. And the final way to keep a Healthy Level of Insanity … Send this on to make your friends smile.”
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Can’t be in the dog show? Be a cheerleader
Wed 24 Feb 2010
This is the worst beat box ever heard by anyone.
Sun 21 Feb 2010
Wed 2 Dec 2009
ADA Says Women Only Need To Brush Once Per Week
CHICAGO (CAP) – In the wake of recent news regarding how often women should receive mammograms and pap smears comes word from the American Dental Association that members of the fairer sex really only need to brush their teeth once per week and get them cleaned by a dentist every other year.
ADA officials admitted to CAP News off the record that with all the recent medical advice for women making headlines, they “did feel kinda left out.”
Thu 20 Aug 2009
NEW YORK (CAP) – Famed banal bird bagger of the surreal desert SouthWest Wile E. Coyote (Carnivorous Vulgaris) died last week in New York, according to his long-time agent Tim Springer.
“Everyone that knew Wile knows the past few years haven’t been particularly kind to him,” Springer said in a released statement. “He hasn’t worked in years, and even when he was working, he wasn’t eating that well. He just wanted to go to New York to try and change his life around.”
According to a police report obtained by CAP News, it looked at first like Mr. Coyote was well on his way to doing so. The pigeon is a much slower bird than the road runner, and Central Park pigeons in particular have what can kindly be called a muted sense of self-preservation. During his first two weeks in the Big Apple, Wile E. Coyote dined well.
Wed 12 Aug 2009
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”
Tue 11 Aug 2009
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